laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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cloningmycat:

perfect first date: 

  • jump up in my lamborghini gollardo 
  • go to my place and just kick it like tae bo 
  • possibly bend you over 
  • look back and watch me smack that 

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

(Source: nerdjpg, via dazedandused)

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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can we just

castiel-is-a-gangster:

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look

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at

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how

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fucked up

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and

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perfect

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drake and josh

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was

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no but really

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(Source: vi0letharmon, via dazedandused)